Haha, well if you're a Canadian and didn't get into university, you don't have
to disappoint your parents just yet. You can simply buy an acceptance letter
lol! I wonder if you can buy a degree as well. ;-)
Well I've made it into four of the top universities in Canada. I've decided
that I wanna go to UofT, but it'll cost a lot of money to live in the big city.
So my offer to you is, for the price of $1.99, I will edit one of my acceptance
letters to include your name and address on it. I'll print it off, send it to
you, and you can do whatever you want with it.
Trust me, your edited version will look IDENTICAL to the REAL THING when