Will DirectX 10 be coming to WindowsXP soon? Uh oh is Dell not paying its trucking bills? Will Microsoft buy Facebook?

Uncle Vista could use a bit of profile. The last time Microsoft impressed with its web strategy was when it was buying Hotmail and spinning out Expedia. That was a long time ago, way back in the days before global warming, Posh and Becks, Paris Hilton, the BlackBerry and, well, social networks.