SmoothCreations delivers another thrilling custom computer. The LANShark is small, light, and fast. While it is plenty fast, its overclocking potential is limited by its cooling, however. The aim towards durability may compromises its full speed, but the custom paint job totally makes up for it.
Of course, the mind fills with catch-phrases, tag lines, cliches, and one-liners. The oppression of a fertile mind! I just got a text message from Cptn. Obvious, “It’s Shark Week at Guru3d.com…” That's a bit obvious, though.
Or something obscure and old school like, “Knock, knock… it’s LANShark!”